var QUOTES = ["\"There's a guy called Des McLean. God, I love him!\" Billy Connolly<\/span>","\"Funniest and most original comedian I've seen recently.\" Peter Kay<\/span>","\"Touring Tokyo, watched this guy over and over, haven't laughed so much.\" The Fratellis<\/span>","\"A virtuoso performance!\" Steve Bennett - Chortle<\/span>","\"Right out of the top drawer...hilarious...hysterical.\" The Herald<\/span>","\"As comedy goes, McLean is pure gold.\" Evening Times<\/span>"]; $(function() { $('#footer p.quote').html(QUOTES[Math.ceil(Math.random() * QUOTES.length)-1]); });